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A kiss without making the smooch sound
I wanted a real kiss, not a face bump!!
face bump by budlightdraft June 2, 2015
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Bump face 

Someone who is a pessimist or a downer
Bump face by Otaku kid 321 January 14, 2017

bumpy face 

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.
Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!
bumpy face by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

Facebump 

The act of creating useless statuses on Facebook solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
A useless Facebook status created solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
I just Facebumped Fred's page
Facebump by Waccused March 24, 2009

Facebump 

When a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female bumps his face with her ass. Sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.
Jake before he went to work would also want his morning facebump from Sophie. As she would leave she would pout her butt against his face.
Facebump by disco951 January 24, 2015

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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