The act of creating useless statuses on Facebook solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
A useless Facebook status created solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
When a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female bumps his face with her ass. Sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.
Jake before he went to work would also want his morning facebump from Sophie. As she would leave she would pout her butt against his face.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.