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Fuckin dick

Can be used in a good term or a bad term when talking about something bad that occured but is still funny is a good way but pisses someone else off or is just naturally bad

or in a good way when something awesome has occured and rocks
#1

Aaron:joe this weather's fuckin dick

Joe:oh yeah

#2

Aaron:dude that striper (fish) is fuckin dick

Joe:i know man
Fuckin dick by Colombian94 August 18, 2009
Words you can keep

fuckin dick fuck 

A derogitory term to call someone who is being an asshole or has tricked you.
Max: Blow me jew.
Dan: Your a fuckin dick fuck.

Max: You tricked me, you fuckin dick fuck.
fuckin dick fuck by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

eat my fuckin dick bitch 

eat my fuckin dick bitch
eat my fuckin dick bitch

Fuckin' with dick 

Being for the boys with absolutely no beef.

When you're down with that sweat.

When reception is chill.
*OB and CJ in the Equinox locker room, cocks out*
OB: I love you stupid CJ
Josh: I love you too G
OB: ahh man you're fuckin' with dick tho!
CJ: You know I'm fuckin' with dick! Stupid Barstow! HEE!
Fuckin' with dick by KELLZZZ March 3, 2021

fuckin asshole dick 

1. what you call your friend when he's a dick and he fucks ass
Nick Cannon: Yeah man I fuck in the ass hole yo
Aaron Carter: OH NO! <("<) fuckin asshole dick!

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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