FUCK SALT

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A funny quote shouted by Danny, A.K.A. the "Tourettes Guy" while eating his breakfast one morning. He would later complain about his fish sticks being "hard as tits".

(stares at food, shakes head) FUCK SALT!

FUCK SALT by Jon Revelle June 10, 2008

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fuck salt

to express ones hate for salt

"hello sue" *sue has territes* sue responds"fuck salt"

fuck salt by tom2345 December 6, 2006

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fuck salt

The salt that is distilled from the fluids that amass during sexual intercourse, which is of course fictional, but to exclaim "fuck salt" is also an expression of distaste or dissatisfaction.

"The Bears lost again? Fuck salt!"

"My body is covered in fuck salt from last night."

fuck salt by andylong85 March 23, 2008

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salty fuck

Someone who is being a pissy asshole and is always being a botch.

Aaron was being a salty fuck when he didn't get the right Exotic in Destiny

salty fuck by Soaptav34 November 19, 2015

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salty fuck

when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration

like this one

"wow this guy is a salty fuck. why is he even on here"

salty fuck by don't look up here January 4, 2019

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fucksalt

Fucksalt is an interjection that can be used to express anguish, despair, excitment, or anger.

Fucksalt! I forgot to buy my girlfriend a birthday present.

fucksalt by Schmittz February 10, 2006

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fucksalts

The word fucksalts is both a noun and an adjective. It is in the condition of when extreme anger of self is expressed (i.e. when your boss is pissed as shit at you). Fucksalts can be used to isult them, or to just express ones anger. It can also be used as a non plural noun/adjectivve, or as to call someone a name (i.e fucksalter) Finally, any insulting word (i.e.face) can be combined with fucksalt, as in fucksaltface

1: Boss: Hey Steve... the bussiness finacials are due at the meeting, which is in 5 minutes.
Steve: (after she leaves) FUCKSALTS
2: Person A: DudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDude!
Person b: Shut up you damn fucksalter

fucksalts by LOLZDUDEZORZ May 13, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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