andylong85's definitions

fuck salt

The salt that is distilled from the fluids that amass during sexual intercourse, which is of course fictional, but to exclaim "fuck salt" is also an expression of distaste or dissatisfaction.

"The Bears lost again? Fuck salt!"

"My body is covered in fuck salt from last night."

by andylong85 March 23, 2008

elephant parade

When a line of at least three men use their right hand to jerk off the cock of the man standing next to him. While the concept has similar qualities to a circle jerk, it is performed while standing, or in some cases walking or jogging.

Bill, Steve, Mitch and Chuck all decided to stroll through their local grocery, only on this occasion they grabbed one another's cocks and jerked joyously as they sashayed around the store performing in front of all the wonderful spectacle that is the Elephant Parade.

by andylong85 March 23, 2008