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"I was going to mow the lawn, but FTFS."

"Cooking sounds like a terrible idea. FTFS, let's go to Taco Bell."
FTFS by Scuda Hindy March 14, 2009
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FTHFS • FTFSFA • FTFSSFM! • fthfthfht • ftf sale • F This S • FTF • fth
Oh man, I just got pulled over for driving while black again, FTFS ...
FTFS by calexil January 28, 2014
FTFS, you're dumbest person I've ever met.
FTFS by neytireyqa January 21, 2015

FTFSSFM! 

Texting/Social Networking acronym meaning Fuck this fucking shit so fucking much.
What?! You've got to be kidding me. I am not doing this over again. FTFSSFM!
FTFSSFM! by DeeDogg January 11, 2010
Acronym meaning Fuck This Fucking Shit. A phrase for use when life is slinging shit left and right, and you've had enough of it. But usually, also used when you can't quit, you gotta keep going, in spite of all the flung shit, and so fuck it all.
FTFS. My spouse is sick. The job sucks. The bills are sky high. I'd like a day off, but I've burned my vacation. So I'm headed into work.
FTFS by Colorado Caldwell October 14, 2018
Shit, FTHS on this text last night.
FTHS by Forgetful Virg October 16, 2021
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