FT's

To be, see, or possess, Fat Tits.

I was out last night and there were so many FT's I fainted, hit my head on the corner of a table and had to be taken to hospital where I was revived from certain death on the operating table by a nurse, who, ironically, also had FT's

by ILOVEFT's October 7, 2009

FT's

FAT TITIES

DAMN that guy has some FT's

by MP32 August 28, 2009

let's ft boo

Let's not

You : Let's FT boo

Her: let's not :)

by Someone who doesn't want to FT February 5, 2019

T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

by Japcola April 21, 2011

A.F.F.T.S

Angel Fallen From the Sky

A compliment to say to someone

"You are such a a.f.f.t.s"

by Word Creator 26 April 10, 2009

T.O.F.T.S.

Too Old For This Shit.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.

by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name

Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020