FREDS

Fucking Retarded Explosives Delivery System.

When will those damned "FREDS" stop blowing themselves up?

FREDS by Sherry M. September 11, 2006

freds

fake dreds

"Oh gurl i like ur freds!"
"Thanks my cousin did them."

freds by stjake January 17, 2009

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals chins

#LongChinTribe

Can’t wait for that bigga freds dad to drop an album with that nigga X

Freds dad by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

Freds dad by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

the freds

The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.

I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!

the freds by A "Valued" Customer November 29, 2016

Freddie Mercury Syndrome 

This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’

Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome

Freddie Mercury Syndrome by rtalati January 21, 2022

Freddy D 

The act of staying 2 hours every night after your shift to milk overtime.

I needed extra money for Taco Tuesdays, so I pulled a Freddy D last night.

Freddy D by Bob Zamule April 11, 2017