Someone:Hey who what’s your type or lover

Me:oh I’m fredsexual’

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Julia: I’m in love with Fred Weasley.
Olivia: That means your Fredsexual!!

"You're such a FREDSEXUAL because you always talk about him."

hey did you hear they’re Fredsexual.
oh you mean they’re homophobic

someone: what’s your sexuality

me: oh i’m FredSexual

Your friend: Hey, who’s your favorite HP character?
Y/N: Fred Weasley, why?
Your friend: That means you’re FredSexual.
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Your friend: Hey what’s your sexuality?
Y/N: Fredsexual.
Your friend: What the fuck is that?
Y/N: Im in love with Fred Weasley from Harry Potter.

Your friend: Ginger? You fucking weirdo.