FOSTERLIN

sOMonE whO Get OfF tO TelLInG PeOPLe "nO"

Foster: where are you guys going to lunch tomorrow?
P: Taco Bell
Fosterlin: I can't go because I have tomorrow off

by pmags_29 February 14, 2019

fosterize

the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction

Damn, you sure did fosterize that welcome mat Patrick!
Did you see the way he fosterized that car?

by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013

Fosterisation

The slow, steady, but inevitable decline of a corporate IT infrastructure due to incompetent and technically illiterate management.

"Why can't I log on to my email this morning?"
"My guess is we've been Fosterised"
"what's Fosterisation?"
"How long have you got?"

by BigGayDave November 9, 2008

Forstering About

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

fustering

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Fostering

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.

"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"

by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020

Fosterline

Software used to adopt children. (Subsidiary of Timberline).

Person A - You've been on the computer for awhile.
Person B - Yea, just been surfing fosterline. Lots of children to choose from.

by lifeduzt July 23, 2010