Fosterline

Software used to adopt children. (Subsidiary of Timberline).

Person A - You've been on the computer for awhile.
Person B - Yea, just been surfing fosterline. Lots of children to choose from.

by lifeduzt July 23, 2010

fosterize

the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction

Damn, you sure did fosterize that welcome mat Patrick!
Did you see the way he fosterized that car?

by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013

Fostering

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.

"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"

by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020

FOSTERLIN

sOMonE whO Get OfF tO TelLInG PeOPLe "nO"

Foster: where are you guys going to lunch tomorrow?
P: Taco Bell
Fosterlin: I can't go because I have tomorrow off

by pmags_29 February 14, 2019

Fosterized

A process of eliminating someone that is a political liability, by murdering them, or arranging their death somehow. Named after Vince Foster, Deputy White House Counsel during the first term of President Bill Clinton; Foster died suspiciously in office, July 20, 1993.

If Sandy Berger ever turns state's evidence in the case of his theft of documents from the Federal Archive, he may have to be Fosterized.

by Slickwillie March 5, 2007

fosterize

to utilize the art of mindfucking.

"Wow, I completely forgot what an asshole move that was he just made, he somehow fosterized me into thinking it was all my fault."

by CaAaAro0o0o0llL December 10, 2007

Fisterine

The sexual act of coating ones hand with mouthwash (usually Listerine) and performing the act of fisting.

I tell ya Rod, my woman gave me the ol' Fisterine yesterday, now I'm walkin' funny .

by Tim Crowbar October 25, 2017