FMASL

short for: Fuck My Already Screwed Life

dude, I have exams all this week and we've just run out of my favourite chocolate biscuits. FMASL

FMASL by harriet jones prime minister September 20, 2010

FMAL

A shortening of the phrase: "Fuck my actual life".

Can be used in times of great distress and annoyance.

Used for more emphasis than the common "FML" phrase.

FMAL!

FMAL by Subtly Obvious! April 13, 2011

FMALL 

Abbreviation and texting alternative to the phrase Fuck 'Em All
In general terms, a term used in exasperation after being messed with, taken advantage of, or victimized by more than one person.

I hate people. All of them. FMALL!

FMALL by UnemployedPreggo September 16, 2009

fmgsl 

fuck my ginger souless life

fuck my ginger souless life(fmgsl)

fmgsl by fmgsl January 3, 2011

FMFSL 

an acronym standing for Fuck My Fucking Shit Life. It is to be used in situations when Fuck My Life (FML) is not deemed severe enough.

Paige: You know she has a really hairy belly?
Ethan: Eww! FMFSL! No more wanking over her.

FMFSL by Ranga O_o December 14, 2009

FRASLAB 

Acronym for:
fucking randy as shit like a bastard - used extensively in the 1960s to signify one was fucking randy as shit. Like a bastard.

Taylor: "Yo Dick"
Dick: "Yo Taylor"
Taylor: "What's happenin' Dick?"
Dick: "Just saw my twin bro in the shower jacking off, now i'm FRASLAB"

FRASLAB by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

FMSL 

Fuck My Sex Life

"Today I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I really like and he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FMSL"

FMSL by dead on September 3, 2009