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Fassdong 

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).
Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.
Fassdong by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011
Related Words
fasld • falldown • Faildozer • faldy • faildogs • Faildom • fald • falda • falderal • Faldo

Faildozer 

1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"
Faildozer by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008

Faildozer 

AMD Bulldozer CPU aka Faildozer
I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!
Faildozer by john0494 September 26, 2012

Faildozer 

Here comes the Faildozer!
Faildozer by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008
A way that certain anti-socialites express themselves when feeling overwhelming waves of emotions that cannot be described or controlled.

Possibly used because of it's convenient placement on the keyboard. This leads the person experiencing the unexpected emotions to press the first letters their hand comes to, usually, fasdf, or some close derivative.
Msn Convo:

girl- iloveyou
boy- fasdf
girl- ...? omgwtfbbq
boy- im just so....overwhelmed
fasdf by kgaudet December 16, 2010
An image which is similar to lolcat in the manner that is is coupled with text.

The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.

(Dingos are not included)
*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!
faildog by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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