fasld 

An intimate love act in which one is inside the body of a nose-tackle while listening to american idol music.

Last night was awesome I fasld BJ Raji to Adam Lambert till the sun came up

If Haloti Ngata keeps lining up across from center he's begging for a good faslding

fasld by JVSS January 17, 2011

Fassdong 

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).

Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.

Fassdong by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011

Faildozer 

1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.

" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"

Faildozer by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008

Faildozer 

AMD Bulldozer CPU aka Faildozer

I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!

Faildozer by john0494 September 26, 2012

Faildozer 

To fail over and over again in spectacular manner.

Here comes the Faildozer!

Faildozer by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008

fasdf 

A way that certain anti-socialites express themselves when feeling overwhelming waves of emotions that cannot be described or controlled.

Possibly used because of it's convenient placement on the keyboard. This leads the person experiencing the unexpected emotions to press the first letters their hand comes to, usually, fasdf, or some close derivative.

Msn Convo:

girl- iloveyou
boy- fasdf
girl- ...? omgwtfbbq
boy- im just so....overwhelmed

fasdf by kgaudet December 16, 2010

faildog 

An image which is similar to lolcat in the manner that is is coupled with text.

The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.

(Dingos are not included)

*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!

faildog by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008