An intimate love act in which one is inside the body of a nose-tackle while listening to american idol music.
Last night was awesome I fasld BJ Raji to Adam Lambert till the sun came up
If Haloti Ngata keeps lining up across from center he's begging for a good faslding
If Haloti Ngata keeps lining up across from center he's begging for a good faslding
by JVSS January 17, 2011
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Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.
by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011
Get the Fassdong mug.1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008
Get the Faildozer mug.I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!
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by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008
Get the Faildozer mug.A way that certain anti-socialites express themselves when feeling overwhelming waves of emotions that cannot be described or controlled.
Possibly used because of it's convenient placement on the keyboard. This leads the person experiencing the unexpected emotions to press the first letters their hand comes to, usually, fasdf, or some close derivative.
Possibly used because of it's convenient placement on the keyboard. This leads the person experiencing the unexpected emotions to press the first letters their hand comes to, usually, fasdf, or some close derivative.
by kgaudet December 16, 2010
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The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.
(Dingos are not included)
The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.
(Dingos are not included)
*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!
by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008
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