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fireplace 

A piece of furniture in a home or ski lodge, or anywhere that can be heated.

They are mostly used during the winter or a time of extreme coldness.

They are also used if a home does not have a heater installed.

"Light the fireplace. It's cold in here."
fireplace by Aeropostale Rules December 31, 2007
Words you can keep

Fireplace 

A bowl which you smoke marijuana from.
"Man, check out this new fireplace I got it's sure to fill your chimney with smoke."
Fireplace by Altoecko July 2, 2008

fireplace 

verb, a word used to describe a couple sharing a single sofa next to a fire place with 2 cups of hot coco with a lit fire place while interacting at the same time such as but not limited to : reading, talking, cuddling, etc
i wish i can fireplace someone right now
fireplace by BIoTeCH September 27, 2005

fireplace answering machine bullshit 

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

fireplace insert 

Slang term referring to a member of the Jewish community
That fireplace insert over there has a big nose because air is free.
fireplace insert by toyle bona December 31, 2009

Fireplace dreaming 

When a male is sleeping the female gets ontop of his face and rips hot steamy ass
John: why is my face hot?
Beth: I gave you a fireplace dreaming

Fireplace channel

Open channel for the Intelligence community to get live feed up date of currant events. Fireplace channel is slightly more popular than the Parlimentary channel.

A "fireplace channel" is a TV channel or streaming content featuring a looping video of a burning fireplace, often with crackling sounds, used for ambiance, relaxation, or holidays; you can find them on cable (like channel 502/553 on Videotron/Bell), streaming services (Netflix's "Fireplace for Your Home", Apple TV, etc.), or YouTube.
The fireplace channel is more informative than the Parlementary channel.
Fireplace channel by Modern Women December 20, 2025
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