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Fireplace 

A bowl which you smoke marijuana from.
"Man, check out this new fireplace I got it's sure to fill your chimney with smoke."
Fireplace by Altoecko July 2, 2008

fireplace 

verb, a word used to describe a couple sharing a single sofa next to a fire place with 2 cups of hot coco with a lit fire place while interacting at the same time such as but not limited to : reading, talking, cuddling, etc
i wish i can fireplace someone right now
fireplace by BIoTeCH September 27, 2005

fireplace answering machine bullshit 

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

fireplace insert 

Slang term referring to a member of the Jewish community
That fireplace insert over there has a big nose because air is free.
fireplace insert by toyle bona December 31, 2009

Fireplace dreaming 

When a male is sleeping the female gets ontop of his face and rips hot steamy ass
John: why is my face hot?
Beth: I gave you a fireplace dreaming

Fireplace channel

Open channel for the Intelligence community to get live feed up date of currant events. Fireplace channel is slightly more popular than the Parlimentary channel.

A "fireplace channel" is a TV channel or streaming content featuring a looping video of a burning fireplace, often with crackling sounds, used for ambiance, relaxation, or holidays; you can find them on cable (like channel 502/553 on Videotron/Bell), streaming services (Netflix's "Fireplace for Your Home", Apple TV, etc.), or YouTube.
The fireplace channel is more informative than the Parlementary channel.
Fireplace channel by Modern Women December 20, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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