FIDTL
FIDTL by lurkininthahood April 26, 2011
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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler
Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!
A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021
Related Words
FIDTL • fiddle • Fiddle Faddle • fiddlefuck • fiddler • Fiddler on the Roof • fiddledick • Fiddle Diddle • fiddled • fiddlefart
Fiddler's Green
A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.
It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.
Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011
Fidelia
Fidelia is the feminine form of the Latin adjective that means faithful or loyal. It was popular among the Puritans but as people with the qualities of Fidelia have declined, so has the popularity of the name.
Fidelias are the most loyal women you will ever meet, to their parents, their boyfriends, their husbands, and their children. They never betray, never abandon, and never give up on the ones they love. Filled with compassion and empathy, Fidelias will do almost anything to help even a total stranger, anything except lie or deceive.
If a Fidelia tells you something, you know it's true, because Fidelias always tell the truth! Consider yourself fortunate if you have a Fidelia for a friend. Consider yourself the most fortunate man in the world if you are married to a Fidelia.
Fidelias are so trustworthy that they are often too trusting, to the point of being nieve. Their honest, kindhearted, and loyal natures make them especially vulnerable to being betrayed. Beware that if you betray a Fidelia, you will experience the wrath of the Almighty.
Fidelias are so beautiful and rare that most men assume they don't have a chance with one. Most men don't, but not because of their looks. What Fidelias really admire in men is their character. If you are a man of honor, don't be afraid to tell a Fidelia about your feelings for her, no matter how beautiful she is. She is attracted to men that are courageous, honorable, and value her as the rare treasure she is.
Fidelias are the most loyal women you will ever meet, to their parents, their boyfriends, their husbands, and their children. They never betray, never abandon, and never give up on the ones they love. Filled with compassion and empathy, Fidelias will do almost anything to help even a total stranger, anything except lie or deceive.
If a Fidelia tells you something, you know it's true, because Fidelias always tell the truth! Consider yourself fortunate if you have a Fidelia for a friend. Consider yourself the most fortunate man in the world if you are married to a Fidelia.
Fidelias are so trustworthy that they are often too trusting, to the point of being nieve. Their honest, kindhearted, and loyal natures make them especially vulnerable to being betrayed. Beware that if you betray a Fidelia, you will experience the wrath of the Almighty.
Fidelias are so beautiful and rare that most men assume they don't have a chance with one. Most men don't, but not because of their looks. What Fidelias really admire in men is their character. If you are a man of honor, don't be afraid to tell a Fidelia about your feelings for her, no matter how beautiful she is. She is attracted to men that are courageous, honorable, and value her as the rare treasure she is.
In all these years, my wife has never once cheated on me. She's a perfect Fidelia.
Most beautiful women are stuck up snobs, but that girl is soooooo sweet and beautiful. What a Fidelia!
Most beautiful women are stuck up snobs, but that girl is soooooo sweet and beautiful. What a Fidelia!
Fidelia by Knight George January 18, 2013
Presidential Dick Fiddler
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler
Todd: Oh Boy!
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler
Todd: Oh Boy!
Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015
fiddleshits
An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."
Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!
fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012
Fiddledicking
Fiddledicking by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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