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FHOC by Dan and Tbone June 10, 2007
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fhockey
a combination of the words field hockey. it is a sport played by men and women. this word is much more fun to say and is said by players. fhockey players hate soccer players since it is in the same season some places. it can also be said as fhock
fhockey by nannerpusssss August 13, 2010
fhockey
a) Fhockey is a mixture between (American) Football and Icehockey.
You play it with a little piglet, stuffed with hockeypuks. The team which kicks the piglet into the endzone earns 9 Points. The most important rule is that every active player has to be drunk while playing (minimum 2,0 promille). That's why a regular drinking training is needed.
The current worldchampions in fhockey are the Luebeck Fuckin' Fhockeynators from Northern Germany.
b) to play fhockey: a synonym for getting drunk af.
You play it with a little piglet, stuffed with hockeypuks. The team which kicks the piglet into the endzone earns 9 Points. The most important rule is that every active player has to be drunk while playing (minimum 2,0 promille). That's why a regular drinking training is needed.
The current worldchampions in fhockey are the Luebeck Fuckin' Fhockeynators from Northern Germany.
b) to play fhockey: a synonym for getting drunk af.
fhockey by Fhockeycoach February 1, 2017
Fhock
Player 1: You coming to fhocky practice tonight?
Player 2: Nah going to go party, wanna come?
Player 1: Coach is going to kick the fhock out of you
Player 2: Nah going to go party, wanna come?
Player 1: Coach is going to kick the fhock out of you
Fhock by Fhocky Player December 13, 2018
fhock
Short for field hockey, it describes a girl who embodies the essence of the sport. Picture someone who's as plain as a picnic blanket: insipid, lifeless, and vanilla ice cream if it had legs. They're likely to be part of a disturbingly homogenous friend group where every member is uncannily identical. Tell them a joke, and you might as well be speaking in fucking Morse code; it flies right over their head, leaving you questioning the reality of your social skills. Though mostly harmless, prolonged exposure to a fhock may lead to psychotic contemplation of simulation theory, as you wonder if their predictability is part of some cosmic glitch in the matrix. The term can be used as a noun or adjective, maybe even a verb under certain skies.
fhock by palabraplug August 14, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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