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FB friends 

(noun) You ain’t got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.
Ding-Dong: “Loook, I now have 1,000 FB friends”

Me: “Good for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long time”.

Ding-Dong: “Do you want be my FB friend?”

Me: (hehehehe) “I already am…..friend”.
FB friends by Nikki Stixx March 26, 2022
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FB Friend Poacher 

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.
Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"
FB Friend Poacher by Lolita75 January 14, 2010
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FBriends 

The "friends" on your FaceBook page that you haven't ever met, haven't seen since high school (or college) or otherwise with which you would have little to no association.
Apart from the gross of FBriends listed on my brother's page, he only had a handful of people that he truly knew. What a loser.
FBriends by Thorizan December 20, 2008

Fbriends of fbriends 

when you friend someone on facebook whom you've recently met, i.e. a coworker or classmate, and all their friends decide to friend you, even if you have never met them/have no idea who they are.
John: I friended that new kid Chris from our Economics class on FB, and now all his friends from his old school are friending me.

Justin: Yeah, they're pulling the 'fbriends of fbriends' card.
Fbriends of fbriends by grlwholvd August 26, 2009
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