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noun - the front man or con man of a group operation; usually the smoothest talker and the best looking; derived from the 80's tv show, the a-team; also: face
Go get us some free food, Faceman!
Let Faceman talk to those ladies, he'll hook us all up.
Faceman by DaveC October 10, 2005
A man with uncommonly attractive facial features that set him apart from his peers and women swoon over. A genetic cheat code that many have tried to overcome with invasive surgeries and cosmetics — to no avail.
Dan always gets the fit birds.”
“Yeah it’s because he’s a faceman!”
Faceman by ShanghaiNights January 30, 2023
An alternative Christmas Day celebrated on a day other than December 25th. Usually involves the getting together of friends, students etc. before going home to their families for the holiday period.
Fakemas
Fakemas by Bishop Brennan December 16, 2013

Fakementum

feyk-men-tuh m
A feeling that overcomes an athlete or competitor when they or their team does something good. It will be lost as soon as a member of the other team does something as good or better.
The Patriots head into halftime down 21-3 in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons hold all the fakementum.
Fakementum by The Goalie February 11, 2017
The best Ganondorf player in Ireland.
Fademan is so cool, I totally wanna ride his big fat juicy ganon main cock
Fademan by Fademan_69 March 21, 2021

Asshole faceman 

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.
Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.