Also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S. defense council, F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of NewKnowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers) is attempting to fight for a cure against the ailment known as SQUIRTS. They have just recently been formed and are trying to stop the prevention of death, which is caused by the disease of SQUIRTS.
If you want to know more about F.U.N.K.A.S.S. join the group on Facebook.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.