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f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j 

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

F.M.I.T.A. 

fuck
me
in
the
ass

what you say to someone when you want them to fuck you in the ass.
Josie: hey Sam!
Sam: What?
Josie: F.M.I.T.A.
Sam: OK!
F.M.I.T.A. by #MUSIC<3 July 22, 2016

F.M.I.T.B. 

A shorter way of saying "fuck me in the butt". Also another way of saying "fuck me" when things in life seems to be getting worser.
Man, I got one problem with one girl and another problem with another girl and I might be held back in high school...man F.M.I.T.B.
F.M.I.T.B. by Jimi Sanchez October 30, 2010

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. 

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting
F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. by Beltazar November 13, 2017

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I stands for, Get your ass off twitter 'cause it gives you fucking mental illness
Dude, it's not my fault, G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

No, you just need to G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

B.F.M.I. 

Brute Force and Massive Ignorance: The state pursued by a person who has lost all semblance of working through a problem with logic and ingenuity.
I don't think that suitcase will close. Well, if you can't arrange it so it will close properly, use B.F.M.I. (i.e., jam it until it works)!
B.F.M.I. by Kgill August 23, 2005