Definitions by Kgill

B.F.M.I. 

Brute Force and Massive Ignorance: The state pursued by a person who has lost all semblance of working through a problem with logic and ingenuity.

I don't think that suitcase will close. Well, if you can't arrange it so it will close properly, use B.F.M.I. (i.e., jam it until it works)!

B.F.M.I. by Kgill August 23, 2005

peckergnat 

-n.- a person, bi-pedal and semi-intelligent, best described as a pestering (similar to that of a gnat; hence the term) dickhead

antonym: peckerhead

You're aggravating the hell out of me, you peckergnat!

peckergnat by kgill May 14, 2005