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F.L.B.

Hot blonde with huge tits walks by, Carl says to Steve, "Damn! Check out that Filthy Little Banger (F.L.B.)!!!
by We Love FLBs February 21, 2011
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F.L.B.

FLB (Fucking Little Bitch) Describes the behavior of any person who acts entitled, whiny, spoiled or just plainly being a jerk.
Hey, can you believe what a F.L.B. Carson Greene is. Carson Greene is an absolute FLB.
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by Bilbo Bagginkins June 6, 2020
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F.L.B

Deriving from the palatka florida culture of having a pick-up truck with the front raised and the back end lowered. You can find these negatively raked trucks all over florida and the carolinas commonly referred to as squatting, palatka lean, or bulldoggin. Known for having flashy chrome wheels and fancy paint jobs. Florida Lay'd Back or F.L.B. is a small truck club out of Fruit Cove, Florida and the St. Augustine, Florida area. Commonly throw truck shows and events locally.
Hey matt.

Did you see that truck with the nasty palatka lean?

Yea, looks like one of them F.L.B. boys, damn they can get ruthless

Yea there trucks are so raw...
by thecovesquatter September 13, 2011
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S.F.L.B.

A haircut which is short in the front, and long in the back. Used around Southern California a lot before the more universal term "mullet" became popular, especially in Orange County. Pronounced SVELBEE/SFELBEE or shortened to SFELB.
I'm not going out in public with you until you cut that S.F.L.B.!
by greta von March 25, 2009
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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