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Acronym for Fucked If I Know. A possible reply to be asked a question regarding a matter outside one's field of training or experience or actual interest. Usually used in exasperation at the pointlessness of the inquiry.
Office Girl : Oi, there you are. So what does this F.I.I.K you keep putting in the delivery time column actually stand for?
Truck Driver: Fucked if I know.
Office Girl: No need to be rude about it ya prick.

T-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d 

A phrase the clique uses based on a lyric from "forest" by twenty one pilots. Most commonly used when someone makes a reference to the well known joshler fic "forest fic" which is very emotional and I suggest you read it if you like twenty one pilots
Josh doesn't exist, remember ?
T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D
T-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d by Tyler's Josh December 6, 2016

L.M.E.Y.A.B.I.F.I 

Let Me Eat Your Ass Before I Fuck It
Yo L.M.E.Y.A.B.I.F.I
L.M.E.Y.A.B.I.F.I by saucysalami August 23, 2018

C.I.F.I.T 

Une école de professionnelle dont tu n'as pas les capacité intellectuelles pour t'y faire une place
Mec 1: Dude, moi j'ai postuler pour aller au C.I.F.I.T l'année prochaine
Mec 2: Désoler C A P I T A I N E mais avec ton Quotient intellectuelle actuel tu as no CHANCE d'aller avec whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' de plus intelligent qui on fait leur demande avant la tienne
C.I.F.I.T by Jey705 May 13, 2020

I.A.I.F. 

Use I.A.I.F. instead of T.G.I.F.
I.A.I.F. by Willow33 November 24, 2009

F.I.B.I.N.N 

fuckin in bathrooms in nevada november
randy : woah im in F.I.B.I.N.N tonight !

shanti : Woah i wish!
F.I.B.I.N.N by 0000000sami0000000 December 2, 2023
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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