Definitions by dougharvey

F.I.I.F. 

Acronym for "Fuck It, It's Friday!"

Neil: "We just lost another sale!"

Bob: "F.I.I.F."

F.I.I.F. by dougharvey August 28, 2009

Srunt 

-noun

1. A slutty midget. Combination of Slut and Runt.

Look at that Srunt! I bet I could blow a load on her stubs.

Srunt by dougharvey July 19, 2009

Allentard 

-Noun
1. A person from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
2. A person who exhibits certain characteristics common to Allentown, Pennsylvania.
3. A person too retarded even for New Jersey.

Related forms:
Allentarded, adjective

Q: Why is that white boy smoking Kools and wearing his Penguins hat backwards while driving a canary-yellow 1992 Civic with Glasspacks and listening to top 20 R&B music?

A: He's an Allentard.

Allentard by dougharvey July 8, 2009

Srut 

-Noun
1. An Asian slut.

Look at that srut! I bet I could blow a load in her slant-eye!

Srut by dougharvey July 8, 2009