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C.I.F.I.T 

Une école de professionnelle dont tu n'as pas les capacité intellectuelles pour t'y faire une place
Mec 1: Dude, moi j'ai postuler pour aller au C.I.F.I.T l'année prochaine
Mec 2: Désoler C A P I T A I N E mais avec ton Quotient intellectuelle actuel tu as no CHANCE d'aller avec whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' de plus intelligent qui on fait leur demande avant la tienne
C.I.F.I.T by Jey705 May 13, 2020
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T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j 

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.
Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N

great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.
when girls don’t know how to label something

Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”

Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”

Y.B.I.A.C.A.Y.R.T.I.W.S.H.W.T.F.I.W.W.Y 

Your boyfriend is a cunt and you really thing I will steal him what the f is wrong with you
Alicia:Y.B.I.A.C.A.Y.R.T.I.W.S.H.W.T.F.I.W.W.Y
Alexandra:Wow your so mean

l.m.r.y.f.t.i.c.a.o.y 

Let me ride your face till I cum all over you
Yooo L.M.R.Y.F.T.I.C.A.O.Y tonight babe.
Ok anytime babygirl.
l.m.r.y.f.t.i.c.a.o.y by Faceriderrrr November 24, 2018

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I stands for, Get your ass off twitter 'cause it gives you fucking mental illness
Dude, it's not my fault, G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

No, you just need to G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I
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