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A lazy ass friend smelling up your house who hasnt showered in a week and has had this comment brought on them in many cases resulting from them drinking themselves sick and releasing rancid flatulance.
My friend Vince only lifted his head to laugh after releasing a nasty fart.

I halted in my reading of urban definitions to call him an F Bag.
F bag by Mark January 11, 2007
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A term used by SOME minor gamers to describe a sad or confusing moment for the enemy team.
Gamer: Someone drop an F in the chat..
Minor Gamer: Nah man. I prefer, F-bag.
F-bag by Svifias March 12, 2019
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F bag • fbagehe • fbagm • F.T.W. • f. • F.R.E.D • F.B.I • F NAF • F.a.S • F-ing
an individual who wears gym shorts with a polo or button-down shirt
Wow, look at that FBAG wearing a 90's knee-length polo and gym shorts - yikes.
FBAG by Fucklepuck April 28, 2021
Guy 1: Yo bro, FBAG am I right?
Guy 2: Chah bro, fudge brownies ARE good!
FBAG by Fucklepuck April 28, 2021
an insult that refers to a higher-class individual
Man, this guy is pretty classy but I kinda hate him. He's FBAG for real.
FBAG by Fucklepuck April 29, 2021
an individual who cannot come up with a definition for an FBAG because they are an FBAG
That guy is such an FBAG that he doesn't know what an FBAG is, lol.
FBAG by Fucklepuck April 29, 2021
When you're so retarded that you can't even spell garbage.
Raj: I need to take out fbagehe
Me: Ok retard
fbagehe by Blondie=) January 7, 2020
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