F@L 

An Internet acronym for Fail(s) at Life. Can be pronounced "F at L". An especially relevant term when referring to someone who devotes much of their free time into having a successful Internet life at the expense of real life endeavors I.E. family, friends, and career.

Person 1: "Did you hear about that dude who was so into World of Warcraft they had 7 top level characters?"
Person 2: "Ya man, that guy is uber."
Person 1: "True dat. But I bet they F@L."
Person 2: "True dat!"

Person 1: "Man am I tired, I was up playing Counter Strike till 4:00 AM."
Person 2: "Dude, you F at L!"

F@L by Dwayne Gibson January 2, 2009

F&L 

Fuck & Leave

I do these niggas just like they do me, F&L!

F&L by keeeeeeeks July 17, 2018

F&L 

Figuratively and literally

I just got a sweet deal at that chocolate shop, F&L.

F&L by PCIV February 15, 2009

F.L.R. 

Female-Led Relationship

From Wikipedia : The term female-led relationship (or "FLR") refers to a model for romantic heterosexual relationship in which both partners agree that the woman will act as the leader and ultimate authority. If the participants are married, the arrangement may be termed a female-led marriage (FLM) or wife-led marriage (WLM).

This guy is pussy-whipped. Or in a F.L.R. Or both.

F.L.R. by alcaponalypse January 18, 2014

F.L.G.D. 

Stands for: Fuck Life Get Drunk. Means just chill out relax and have a good time.

Dude dont worry about school just F.L.G.D.

F.L.G.D. by Liv Honey March 6, 2009

F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

F.L.A.B.B.S. by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

F L D S 

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

F L D S by buzzardbait February 26, 2011