F.L.A.F. 

Funny Lookin' And Fat

Don't be mad at me 'cause your bitch be lookin' F.L.A.F.

F.L.A.F. by The man of the 3rd floor September 12, 2005

H.T.A.F.L. 

NBA Youngboy’s song title “HTAFL” means “Happiness Took Away For Life.”

Man my H.T.A.F.L.
Have you heard Youngboy’s new song HTAFL?

H.T.A.F.L. by itsray January 22, 2023

Y.L.A.F 

You lame as fuck

-Him:*slides into dm's*
Her:-Nigga Y.L.A.F

Y.L.A.F by Cra-ZN-sane December 16, 2014

F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

F.L.A.B.B.S. by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

F.A.L.A.

Fuck Around, Lay Around,

Fuck Around, Lay Around,do or die (lyrics gang starr)

F.A.L.A.

F.A.L.A. by Killa Beeeeeeeee September 23, 2007

B.F.F.L.A.D. 

Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)

B=best
F=friend
F=for
L=life
A=and
D=death

"Dude, you're totally my B.F.F.L.A.D.!"
"God, you're so emo, get away freak, go be BFFLADs with someone else!"

B.F.F.L.A.D. by lainzy December 7, 2007