Eythorne 

A really irrelevant village in south England which contains one decent pub and loads of pensioners

Im not going to Eythorne today as it is irrelevant

Eythorne by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023

Elthorne

A mystical place of fun and community where music is the language, connections are the currency and wigs the national dress.

A Turk and an Armenian? Only at Elthorne. Or, as a verb, I was well and truly Elthorned on the weekend.

Elthorne by Elthorne Manor July 26, 2011

elthorne park high school 

its pretty mid
better than brentside
dont talk to the year 13s though icl i talked to 2 of them and theyre well weird

boy 1: whats up with people in elthorne park high school
boy 2: idk they say bosh instead of beak and cheese instead of peak

elthorne park high school by moonlessmaddy October 23, 2024