3 definitions by Sadio Juané

A grank can apply to two activites:
1. A Greggs Wank
2. A group Wank

Alternatively there is a GrGrank which is a Greggs Group Wank
"Just popping down Greggs with the boys for a Grank"
by Sadio Juané March 31, 2023
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To be in the process of a grank
Person 1: WYD?
Person 2: Just granking at my local Greggs
by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023
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A really irrelevant village in south England which contains one decent pub and loads of pensioners
Im not going to Eythorne today as it is irrelevant
by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023
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