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A webcam you buy with a ps2 game so you can connect it up to your pc.
I installed drivers that worked for my eyetoy
Eyetoy by Boris Mafia February 9, 2005
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a virtual mirror where you can try eyeglasses online using your own picture.
the inovation belongs to an online retailer of eyeglasses named EyeBuyDirect.com
i like those glasses on the net, but i don't know how they would look on me!

cool, i can go to EyeTry, upload my picture, and see exactly how it will look! than i can share with friends and they can help my to decide...
EyeTry by 3linor November 4, 2009

Eyetorectumitis

When your eyeballs and your asshole cross, and you don't know whether to shit or go blind.
When you call 911 and don't know what's wrong with you the paramedic says you have eyetorectumitis. The cure is a swift kick in the ass!
The generic name for the wearable technology worn over the eyes that will rapidly make all other personal computing devices appear on the "reduced to clear" aisle.

It comes from the logical progression: desktops to laptops to eyetops.

Probably will reverse global warming with the carbon footprint reduction - no more big screens burning expensive electricity, just bigger better virtual screens, all to yourself!
"My business has crashed, my friends never call and my wife has left me. What happened?"

"Sir can you please pay for your TV-meal-for-one and 24-pack of strong beer, leave the store and tomorrow morning, get up, have a shave and a shower and consider visiting your local eyetops store and rejoining the rest of humanity."

"Do you think they'll have me?"

"You'll do just fine..."
eyetops by MrBooze April 22, 2013

eyetometrist 

Slang or redneck for optometrist. A eye doctor that checks a person's eyesight to see if they need corrective lenses.
I went to my eyetometrist and got my eyes checked; they said I need glasses.
eyetometrist by ConSyderate August 14, 2024
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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