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When your eyeballs and your asshole cross, and you don't know whether to shit or go blind.
When you call 911 and don't know what's wrong with you the paramedic says you have eyetorectumitis. The cure is a swift kick in the ass!
by Kadiddlehopper17b November 05, 2009
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