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1) The *nerdy* reaction to something internet-related that that person finds amazing.

2) A cheat for something internet- or computer-related, that will cause it to seem better.
Guy 1: Wow, I just did this benchmark on my PC. I got an eBoner!

Guy 2: You cheated, didn't you? GTFO!
eBoner by -Fosco December 19, 2011
Related Words
eboner • EBONERD • Ebone • eboney • Ebonee • Ebonette • elboner • econerd • Elonery • Emoner
A girl who plays bball at comunity centers.
"that girl is a total eboner in her bball shorts"
eboner by pop August 14, 2003
A word used to describe a Sierra Leonean with an erection. Also used to describe a Liberian, or a Guinean with an erection. Primarily people who have an erect penis with ebola are known as having an "Eboner".
"YINKA! I get a hard oooon."

"Let me feel this Eboner,Jeffery."

"YINKA!YINKA!I AM CUMING, THE LIONS CAN HEAR ME CUMING!"

"YAAAAA, YINKA! YINKA"

*2 days later*

Jeffery is admitted to Freetown hospital with the Ebola virus.
Eboner by ado4 February 20, 2015
An erect penis of a black or ebonic person.
Jamal: Look at my giant Eboner!
Ty: Nigga that shit is massive
Eboner by hibiji August 7, 2025
Very caring , encouraging, pretty soulfull eyes , carmel brown skin , can be very introverted, but don't confuse that with Eboney being shy , she speaks her words boldly, and shes very confident , she's authentic, and smart . Can be witty , anD silly , doesn't mind being by herself , loves animals ..
Eboney is fierce
Eboney by Beauty black December 23, 2016
A gorgeous tall girl with the most amazing face. She is a badass but have that nice and loving side. She speaks her mind but most of all the relationship type. When it come to relationships she is willing to try new things and that type of person who doesn't want no other bitch trying to mess with her man. She wants that type of relationship where she doesn't care what people think and likes to show people what she is working, that one where she shows people she is in love and not scared to show this in public.
Ebonee by Shannan Treven October 27, 2013
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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