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Cod Eye Pirate 

A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.
That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.
Cod Eye Pirate by The CrotchMeista January 20, 2005

pirate eye 

cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
I gave Jessica a pirate eye last night!
pirate eye by sam k. March 14, 2005

Shaggy Pirate Eye 

A euphemism for the vagina.
Holy crap, I really did not need to see her shaggy pirate eye!
Shaggy Pirate Eye by sirmackieman September 2, 2010

pirate eye 

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.
Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.
pirate eye by Doomie June 7, 2004

giving the pirate eye 

when a man ejaculates in a woman's eye

pirate eye 

I came in my girlfriend's eye last night. I gave her the old "Pirate Eye."
pirate eye by matt_gl November 11, 2003