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Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh
I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.
eye-eye by bustapost February 25, 2009
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Because eye = mata in Bahasa
Be careful, there's an eye-eye which will ban our Facebook groups
Eye-eye by Sir. B November 12, 2021

Eye Eye Pirate 

You have a woman with one eye. You Move her eye patch and fuck her right in the eye socket. This is the Eye Eye Pirate.
She asked me for the Eye Eye Pirate. It was new and different, and a tight fit too.
Eye Eye Pirate by AceLiquor August 3, 2019

oi oi oe oe oe eye eye oi oe oi oe oi oi

popular meme in February 2026 made in December 2025
“bro my cat got ran over by a truck why don’t you care???”
“oi oi oe oe oe eye eye oi oe oi oe oi oi”

eye to eye 

Now we're seeing eye to eye.
eye to eye by Curtis September 20, 2003

see eye to eye 

to agree with sb
We seem to see eye to eye on this issue. (We agree on this issue)
see eye to eye by elikaa November 8, 2013

eye to eye 

being on the same level
Are you eye to eye with me you one-eyed, peg-legged, toothless, frech-whore midgit bitch?
eye to eye by barry white September 21, 2003
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