Exteching

Staying logged in to your ex's Netflix, Spotify, Hulu, etc. accounts far beyond the break-up.

She wasn't able to finish the last season of Narcos since he realized she was exteching and changed his password.

Exteching by BlackoutBungalow October 3, 2017

Exticing 

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The act of being excited about something that is enticing. The act of being ready, with thrill.

I'm def exticing about having sex with Marcus tonight!

I'm totes exticing for tonight's party!

Marie and Kayla were totally exticing about the awesome smelling kid in photography class.

Exticing by seventhperiodscene March 13, 2010

Etchingham

Place name: Etchingham - full of barbour wearing, green wellie brigade types. Often seen poncing around in 4 wheel drive vehicles yelling 'Ive got Thysands of pyonds'.

Often seen russelling sheep - often a metaphore for sexual deviance. NOT TO BE TRUSTED

Hello my name is Henrietta doolittle and I own you. I live in Etchingham and you're a bally oik

Etchingham by Felix Cat Fever February 15, 2010

Eatching TV 

The act of eating and watching TV at the same time.

"Hey what are you doing eatching TV"

Eatching TV by seanisthebest1 January 8, 2010

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive 

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive by Oh my my July 2, 2015

expecting 

The act of looking forward to but not wanting to say "looking forward to".
Having expectation of something happening.

Bryan was expecting to go to the movies.

expecting by Braden Ben Dover November 24, 2018

Eatching 

Watching and eating at the same time

Khloe was eatching Ellen 🌚

Eatching by Luke0597 October 21, 2015