Express Man

The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff

"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"

by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

expressment

the second noun for expression formally used by many

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??? He said
its my expressment She said

by Anonymous288 March 22, 2008

Expressmatic

The act of expression (punctuation) when writing something down. Giving an obstacle direction and meaning.

JACK and JILL went up the HILL! To FETCH a PALE of WATER! Expressmatic as it is the procedure they are both doing.

by Expressmatic March 23, 2026