expel

Told , speak ,

Expel your story

expel by Mazlobati December 19, 2016

Expel Flatus 

Fart

Stuck up people say expel flatus.
Us common folk say fart!

Expel Flatus by I know. Eye know. September 21, 2018

Brutal Expectations 

The Expections that the Community towards the Developers have to release a finished and working Battlefield with enough supporting Content

I want a good Battlefield. Damn this Community has brutal Expectations.

Brutal Expectations by DisappointedPlayer January 15, 2022

Chef Excellence 

A chef who often rates his Stay Fresh Bags excellent.

Chef Excellence rates this example 'An excellent example.'

Chef Excellence by smashdude64 November 18, 2012

you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

you don't won. expect the unexpected by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

excelitis

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

excelitis by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

Microsoft Excel 

Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.

We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.

Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.

My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.

Microsoft Excel by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018