Exhaustard 

That mode where you do silly things because you are really tired.

"Did you hear Eric fell asleep at the wheel and ran into Mike's new car? What an exhaustard!"

Exhaustard by nipplecheese November 2, 2011

Exhausted McBride student 

A student so emotionally and physically distressed, that they are forced to the only option of accepting the education provided in front of them. Broken up into subgroups of: Eng, H&M, CGI. All in order of the favourite house/subgroup. The CGI kids turn to deep depression, H&M to drug, ENG to a reduced mental state or sewerslide. After years of this constant mental state, side effects may include: depression, setting yourself up for failure, decreased spatial awareness, vomiting, considering application to art school, mental breakdowns, and death.

That exhausted Mcbride student doesn’t look to good, CALL 911!

Exhausted McBride student by Racquill Maybarra February 7, 2019

exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

exhaustapated 

A state beyond exhaustion. Too tired and drained to think or move.

After staying up all night in the hospital I was exhaustapated at work the next day.

exhaustapated by NadieOK January 20, 2009

exhaustored 

To be exhausted and bored at the same time. Usually occurring in classes, being exhaustored happens a lot.

I was so exhaustored in Social Studies, but despite the boredom, I couldn’t fall asleep.

exhaustored by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

Exhausterbate 

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated

Exhausterbate by JCF17 June 10, 2010

Exhausted Kitten Complex 

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.

"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."

Exhausted Kitten Complex by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014