Exfoxiate

(v) Fox News + Exfoliate

The act of scraping away dead brain cells after any prolonged exposure to a Fox News broadcast.

After watching nearly 90 seconds of Glenn Beck, Betty ran to the bathroom to exfoxiate.

by shoqvalue February 2, 2010

premature exfoliation

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.

Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

by triggerboston August 13, 2012

exfeciate

The act or state of expelling feces from one's anus

John exfeciated all over the yard.

by john fake April 27, 2004

exfoliate

Actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

Now that the real definition is out of the way, let's do an Urban definition!

When a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. The man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! Now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. The guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his dick out of her, and blows his load all over her face.

I'll exfoliate Mel Gibson, how 'bout that?

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight October 8, 2004

exfoliator

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then slaps a slice of cucumber on top of the semen

This slut last night got pretty pissed off when I gave her the old exfoliator..... she thanked me later for the snack.

by KID DYNASTY July 9, 2011

exfoliate

(v) To cut the shit out of.

This new soap has shards of glass in it, so it really exfoliates.

by BubDZombie July 10, 2009

exfoliation

Sex through the belly button

I will use exfoliation to exfoliate your taste buds

by mr.exfoliator October 30, 2013