Exenutation 

An emergency or unforeseen circumstance having a (usually negative) impact, caused by a nut.

Teacher, Gary can't come to school today, because a coconut hath dropped on 'is 'ed.

Tell him to fill out the Exenutation Circumstance form. First he must defeat the Feather Goblin and win the Stylus of Tongues. The form will present itself in an alien language.

Exenutation by CovidBryant May 21, 2021

exentation 

A word used to tell when your last day of life is near/happening; running out out of shampoo.

As my heart started to slow, I realized that this was my day of exentation.

exentation by The Word Wiz August 31, 2017

excentuation 

It’s a silly misspelled/mispronounced word slow people use when they mean accentuation.

He used excentuation of the words to help the person understand.

excentuation by Charlie November 23, 2004

premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.

The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.

premature elecutation by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020