Exenutation

An emergency or unforeseen circumstance having a (usually negative) impact, caused by a nut.

Teacher, Gary can't come to school today, because a coconut hath dropped on 'is 'ed.

Tell him to fill out the Exenutation Circumstance form. First he must defeat the Feather Goblin and win the Stylus of Tongues. The form will present itself in an alien language.

by CovidBryant May 21, 2021