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Execsplain

When an executive authoritatively explains basic concepts to non-executives to mask the absence of proficiency in their job. Often delivered in a condescending way, so as to provoke an emotional response, thereby shifting blame to the audience, further obfuscating their lack of qualifications.
Did you hear the CMO execsplain Github to those engineers? I wonder if they have any work to do?
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execusplain 

Very similar to mansplaining where an executive delivers a completely inaccurate description of a topic, with complete confidence that he or she's right. The big problem with execusplaining is that the executive is delivering the nonsense to subordinates, they are loath to disagree for fear of getting fired.
Even though most of his team had already worked at high-tech startups, the VP felt the need to execusplain how startups build products.
execusplain by bgreenie March 18, 2015

Ewesplaining 

Will you just stop ewesplaining it to me
Ewesplaining by Dr pepper June 1, 2018

exexplainiable 

"Bro you smoked all my hash?"

"It was there, I was here, it's just exexplainiable."

"As if somebody whispered, 'Smoke me.....' ."
exexplainiable by Rafyki January 7, 2021

Exposplaining

A Digitallighting variant where the perpetrator “explains” to the target why an exposé about them is justified, often in the exposé itself. The target is told that they “forced” the exposé by their behavior, that the exposé is actually a service to them, or that they should be grateful for the “accountability.” Exposplaining adds a layer of gaslighting to public call‑outs, making the target feel that their own actions caused the harm and that they should accept the punishment.
Example: “The 30‑minute video exposé ended with the creator saying ‘I hope this helps you grow.’ Exposplaining: framing a public dismantling as a favor.”