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They had to excruge the jizz he dripped on the bed.

They had to clean the cum she squirted all over the curtains.
Excruging The act of cleaning post sex fluids. E.g jizz, pussy juice, poo (anal), cream pies of all sorts
Excruging by Mystickebab February 9, 2019
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extruding 

Pooping from a great height into a toilet below.
Ray climbed on top of the stall dividers and extruded a huge log into the toilet below. It landed on target with a mighty splunk. Extruding is fun!
extruding by TheGoyWonder July 5, 2017

excruminate 

This word is a side effect from no nut November because many males haven’t noted because they can’t and all the juices haven’t been flowing like they should be so it gets moldy and it makes your ball hurt it feels like it’s a pulsing sensation that traveled up of the tube the only way you can get it out is by making One big Mondo Nut
One time I had a excruminate my testicular juices because of no nut November and I could only tickle my balls so on December 1 the pulsing went away and I can also nut whenever I want now I know longer have pain from my ball to my tubular tube thing
excruminate by ZF Edberg November 11, 2017

exclusing 

yeah, I walked into the mens changerooms and they were exclusing.
exclusing by DiscoStu November 5, 2004

Excruiting 

To get back with your ex. Usually some time after a particularly bad breakup, when you think the person has changed for the better. Generally followed by the "rebreakup". (Alternately: Ex-Recruiting)
Person A: "Yo, Tara just got back with Evan!"
Person B: "Didn't they break up forever ago?"
Person A: "Yeah, she's excruiting."
Excruiting by R.D. Vance January 6, 2008

excrucinating 

When someone is being overly annoying they are being excrucinating.
Selena: omggg have you heard Tyler talking about that trip he took to Mexico??

Sebrena: Yes!! It has become so excrucinating.
excrucinating by turtle12345 March 21, 2021

Mental disorder excusing 

When an individual uses their clinically diagnosed mental disorder as an excuse for their reckless or unapologetic behavior and actions.
“John literally thinks he can do anything he wants and not be accountable for his crappy actions all because he has autisim. That’s the definition of Mental disorder excusing“
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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