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Evony Rolled

When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.

Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
Evony Rolled by TheInquisitor August 1, 2009
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Evonny Evony evonne Evonna Evanny eonnye evoney Evonnah evonni Evony hoe
is an amazing& beautiful girl , shes someone you can always count on & trust . She can be mean at times but shes a cool person . She keeps things real with you & She is always very truthful. She also is a good friend if your the same to her.
Evonna is so amazing i want to be just like her.
Evonna by bbygirlBADDD August 2, 2011
A free online game whose ads are mostly aimed towards horny teenagers.
Wow, did you see that ad for Evony? You know, the one with the giant tits? I don't care what the game is, I'm playing!
Evony by po123 July 14, 2009
A browser based game with EXTREMELY misleading adverts. I think you build cities in the game, but I wouldn't know, because all I saw on the advert was a blonde woman with an assload of cleavage and a butt-chin. You can hardly even see her face. Just her unnaturally large tits. Probably aimed towards 10 year olds, but the adverts attract horny 15 year olds who want some messed up hooker-banging game.
Boy: *sees Evony ad* *gets hard-on*
Evony by Amy Renée July 27, 2009
An online browser based civilization clone whos ad campaign has no hint as to what the game actually is. Tits sell. Play secretly.
Did u see the tits on that videogame ad for evony? Its gotta be a fuck a hooker game!!
Evony by buttmusket July 23, 2009
1. Greatness 2. Silliness 3. the most lovable person in the world.
You are so Evonne today!
Evonne by Gigiagustino September 11, 2010