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Evony Rolled

When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.

Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
Evony Rolled by TheInquisitor August 1, 2009
Related Words
evoney • Evony • emoney • evone • eboney • evaney • Eveney • evney • evone vr • Evonny
Not many can handle her. But always wanna try.

Someone who is talked about, on a regular basis. She gives no fuckkk.

She knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.

Most often misunderstood.

She is bold and is capable of anything. Regardless of her bold nature, she is often secretive, but is always observing behind her withdrawn manner.

She can be argumentative and pack a powerful sting, but that’s simply because she see all opposition as a healthy challenge.

Don't piss her off because she will just roll her eyes and walk away.
Evone doesn't give a fuck.
evone by S7DLR December 19, 2016
A free online game whose ads are mostly aimed towards horny teenagers.
Wow, did you see that ad for Evony? You know, the one with the giant tits? I don't care what the game is, I'm playing!
Evony by po123 July 14, 2009
A browser based game with EXTREMELY misleading adverts. I think you build cities in the game, but I wouldn't know, because all I saw on the advert was a blonde woman with an assload of cleavage and a butt-chin. You can hardly even see her face. Just her unnaturally large tits. Probably aimed towards 10 year olds, but the adverts attract horny 15 year olds who want some messed up hooker-banging game.
Boy: *sees Evony ad* *gets hard-on*
Evony by Amy Renée July 27, 2009
Very caring , encouraging, pretty soulfull eyes , carmel brown skin , can be very introverted, but don't confuse that with Eboney being shy , she speaks her words boldly, and shes very confident , she's authentic, and smart . Can be witty , anD silly , doesn't mind being by herself , loves animals ..
Eboney is fierce
Eboney by Beauty black December 23, 2016
An online browser based civilization clone whos ad campaign has no hint as to what the game actually is. Tits sell. Play secretly.
Did u see the tits on that videogame ad for evony? Its gotta be a fuck a hooker game!!
Evony by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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