Evianed 

The Feeling of excessive thirst. The human necessity to hydrate the body

oh man I am feeling completely Evianed

Evianed by Bruno_Doc April 15, 2020

Evaned 

To be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.

Evaned (E*van"id) {L. evanidus}

adj.
1. Unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;
3. To pounce on the brakes.
4. Steeply merged a foot to a pedal. See Synonyms at steep

Guy: Bro you see that Fire Truck? it's been Evaned like 15 times!

Passenger: Dude WTF this blows stop slamming on your brakes
Driver: Yea, another fucking red light
Passenger: Bro, when will you ever stop getting Evaned!

Evaned by redtruck June 29, 2013

Evaned 

To mess up so bad

I evaned so hard in golf today

Evaned by Prowormaker May 20, 2024

Got Evaned 

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

Got Evaned by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

UNCLE EVANED 

Uncle Evaned

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.

UNCLE EVANED by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021