A mixed drink that combines eggnog with the alcoholic beverage known as Everclear. Purportedly used by people who are lonely on Christmas and want to forget about the holidays and their lives. (The term was coined by Matthew Inman of theoatmeal.com.)

Hey, I need another glass of Everclear and eggnog! What are you doing over there, you miserable son of a b****?! This Evernog it's going to fill itself!

Evernog by suedeoname December 21, 2010

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evernoob

Someone who is interested in many different things but only for a short amount of time, thus limiting their knowledge of said things which renders them an evernoob in these subjects.

“Yeah, I played WOW. I’ve played every race and class and got to lvl 20 in each.”

“I love hockey! How does it work again? Are there lots of the same players from the prior season? Wow, I’m an evernoob.”

“I love screamo. The Used are my favourite band.”

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Evernote

A Thing that lets you Make Notes.

Tilly, Do you know about Evernote?

Evernote by FDHJKL February 6, 2022

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Evernot

To never do something, or to not do something

Never Evernot Smoke Weed Everyday

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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