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Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

Everlasting Gobstopper 

A ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.

The first couple are Lemon, Strawberry, and Green apple, but as Wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, Bacon, Iodine, and Car Exhaust.
Man! after a while, I could swear this Everlasting Gobstopper tasted like dog feces.

Everlasting Gobstopper 

The cock, penis, wang, meat stick, gut pounder.
"Mr. jackson, what are you doing?"
"tasting your Everlasting Gobstopper"

Everlasting Gobstopper 

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.
My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.