gobstopper

A punch to the jaw, usually without warning, when a person is trash talking about something that another person may be emotionally attached to.

"Yea I agree with Fred, your mom smells really bad. In fact one time i smelt old-" *Punch/Gobstopper*

by [HERULES] January 11, 2008

gobstopper

when a girl hold on to then end of your penis to keep you from ejaculating when she is giving hell to you. IT HURTS LIKE HELL

she gave me a gobstopper

by bob January 26, 2005

Gobstopper

As an annoying woman (or man) is having a go at you or just on a pointless rant that you don't give a shit about, you grab their head and slam your cock down their throat effectively stopping their gob (mouth)

Bitch "Women don't get any respect for the things they do, they work twice as hard and don't get any credit"
*Man gives bitch a gobstopper*
"that shut her up"

by Locky April 30, 2007

gobstopper

as a guy gets ready to blow, a girl caps the pee-hole with her thumb and it spurts out as when opening a champaign bottle. Note: Careful not to cap too hard for fear of rupturing vas-deferens

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Gobstopper

Verb: During male orgasm, a thumb is placed over the meatus; thus stopping the ejaculate from leaving the urethra.
Noun: The act of giving a gobstopper.

Man, I was getting a great hand-job last night, and as I was cumming she gave me a gobstopper. My balls still hurt.

by StrataShoes May 14, 2017

Gobstopper

With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.

"I gave that random ock a gobstopper last night."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

gobstopper

A massive bowl of dope. ( meth) that never seems to run out . Resulting in a nasty taste that will not go away until your pipe is completely cleaned.

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Who loaded this gobstopper it just keeps going around and around. Its starting to taste nasty.

by slow joe January 14, 2016