Definitions by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick

penicularity 

A prominence in the groin area; a bulge

John: Jesus Christ, he has a large penicularity!
Jesus: What the fuck John, I'm right next to you.

penicularity by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick December 12, 2019

timhag

a guy who broke his dick while jerking off

What a fucking timhag.

timhag by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019

copeño 

A Korean-Spanish person.

Wow did you meet the copeño that just came!

copeño by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019

eggnog emasculation 

Drinking too much eggnog to the point where you damage your urinary tract.

Damn he got an eggnog emasculation.

eggnog emasculation by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019

Everlasting Gobstopper 

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

Everlasting Gobstopper by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Aral

You probably think that I misspelled anal, but what I am talking about is the former sea turned lake because of the Soviets.

Look at the Aral Sea now! It is a lake!

Aral by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

whipped cream 

a special act of BDSM that involves two people, one of which is a man, a whip, and a can of whipped cream. when the man ejaculates, the second person whips the dick until the man ejaculates again. whipped cream is put on the dick and is licked off.

Aww man, she gave me a whipped cream last night!

whipped cream by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018