iwasgroundedforsayingfrick's definitions

Masturbation

The act of shaking your penis or rubbing your vagina to pleasure your sexual wants.

Masturbation is a good way to practice sex.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick June 2, 2018

penicularity

A prominence in the groin area; a bulge

John: Jesus Christ, he has a large penicularity!
Jesus: What the fuck John, I'm right next to you.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick December 12, 2019

Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Aral

You probably think that I misspelled anal, but what I am talking about is the former sea turned lake because of the Soviets.

Look at the Aral Sea now! It is a lake!

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

whipped cream

a special act of BDSM that involves two people, one of which is a man, a whip, and a can of whipped cream. when the man ejaculates, the second person whips the dick until the man ejaculates again. whipped cream is put on the dick and is licked off.

Aww man, she gave me a whipped cream last night!

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

eggnog emasculation

Drinking too much eggnog to the point where you damage your urinary tract.

Damn he got an eggnog emasculation.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019

timhag

a guy who broke his dick while jerking off

What a fucking timhag.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019