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Evan R is that kind of guy that is in it for the love and not the sex. He really loves you. In fact you are probably the first girl he’s ever loved. He’s definitely super stubborn and honestly pretty competitive. He has a lot of emotions trust me but he’s just not great at showing it. He’s that guy that is definitely a first love you know the kind of guy you want to marry one day. He’s funny but he’s just so caring. He’s strong (mentally and physically) emphasis on the physical part. HES SO ATHLETIC!!!! and comes from a great loving family. He will honestly do anything for you and wait a long time for you. If you ever find an evan r NEVER mess that shit up
Evan R was my first love i’ll never forget it

GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms

I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me
Evan R by katy k November 14, 2022
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Evan Rosier

The most loving person ever. They care so much and would do anything to make you smile. However, they’re a twat and a criminal mastermind, but they are truly wonderful. They’re also dating Barty Crouch Jr.
Evan rosier is very lovely.
Evan Rosier by Cranberries July 23, 2022

evan reference 

anything that has to do with France, lack of sleep, tiredness, being emo, and being an orphan
Dang, that French, emo orphan looks tired. That's an Evan reference!
evan reference by Bholon Bhaler August 30, 2022

evan rachel wood 

Very very young impressionable girl with semi-acting career who got starstruck by Marilyn Manson.

Appeared naked in one of his videos howling like molested jailbait trying to fake an orgasm and making a complete ass out of herself.
Evan Rachel Wood will regret this when she gets older.
evan rachel wood by Sarassssa February 4, 2008

evan rivard

evan rivard by my bum is wet February 2, 2018

Evan Rachel Wood 

A 20 year-old actress that isnt going anywhere, has no personality or style of her own, and is just plain annoying. Plans on launching a singing career like other try-hard actors. Will most likely be the death of Marilyn Manson .
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Evan Rachel Wood.
Evan Rachel Wood by ya_mum00 November 4, 2007

Evan Rachel Wood 

A bitch.Talentless idiot who was engaged to Marilyn Manson and now is making up stories about him abusing her She should be cancelled.She supports her bff Amber Heard,even though she's a proven abuser.She is also an nazi and a racist.Claims she's bi but acts like the most hetero person ever.
That girl reminds me of Evan Rachel Wood, I hate her.